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Nusm@yall.theatl.social to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

I’m Pissed

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I’m Pissed

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Nusm@yall.theatl.social to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • kylie_kraft@lemmy.world
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    wife bad

    • ditty@lemm.ee
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      Funniest shit I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

      • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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        PFP checks out

  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    This is just the modern version of those boomer comics where the punchline is a guy not liking his wife

    • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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      Disagree. This is still boomer.

      • doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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        I’d argue it’s every generation for all of time

    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      It seems to be exactly that. I don’t like my wife, she,s always mad.

  • dunz@feddit.nu
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    This is some boomer Facebook level shit

    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      Wife bad and mad. So funny.

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    “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

    ~ George Carlin

    • flicker@lemmy.world
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      I didn’t know Carlin said this, but the funny thing about it is, any bi person will tell you it’s the truth. You have to pick between dating crazy, or stupid.

      • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        You didn’t get the memo? Don’t stick your bits in crazy!

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        So… how do trans people work in here? Do they transition from crazy to stupid or vice versa, or do they get a bit of both? Or do they cancel each other out?

        • flicker@lemmy.world
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          I have no idea. I haven’t personally dated any. Just (as far as I know) cis people.

          I’ll look at revising my data if I break up with my current partner. I don’t expect that to happen anytime soon, though.

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    Lol wife bad, amirite?

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      Ok boomer.

      • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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        Thatsthejoke.jpg

  • greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works
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    My wife once got mad at me for something I did IN HER DREAM

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      Just offer to apologize in your next dream.

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        Is it any different than wife getting angry about something she imagined I was thinking? That shit happens all the time.

    • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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      My wife is always waking up butt hurt because I cheated on her in a dream. It’s never been a real issue though, and we laugh about it.

      • person420@lemmynsfw.com
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        If your wife is constantly having dreams about you cheating on her there’s probably a deeper issue that needs to be explored.

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      I made us late for our flight in a dream once by insisting on going to a Virgin Megastore and she won’t let me forget it.

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      You should probably find a different wife then.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Yup. Mine was legitimately furious with me for a few hours until she finally convinced herself it was just a dream.

      I’m sure I’ve done plenty of crazy/stupid things in return though.

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    Communication: try it sometime.

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      No you.

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    Me: Showed this to wife

    Wife: “Yes”

  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    Boomer humor

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    go to therapy dude

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    Nice reversal of gender stereotypes over which one comes back from the pub every night bladdered.

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