[A picture of Kylie Minogue bent over in a vaguely sexy way]

After shagging Kylie Minogue yesterday, I think there are 3 things you should know. First her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get into, secondly she takes it up the arse without any complaint & thirdly the staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable fuckers with no sense of humour.