• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    “What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?”

    “…I… I can smell ants… how about yours?”

    “Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”

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      5 months ago

      I was born with 2.5 kidneys, an extra ureter and 4 of my permanent teeth never showed up. Also mild colour vision deficiency.

      I was talking about it with our first lieutenant in the army and he went “Corporal, you’re a mutant!”. “Yes, sir, I am sir.”